thefaultinourchickennuggets:

hi:

hi:

hi:

I FOUND MY OLD SCHOOL BUS PASS PICTURES HAHAH it’s like

little me hello

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weird growing up me

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skater me

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then bam hello puberty 

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people messaging me if I have a mega pokemon evolution, this is me now lol

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Well fuck me sideways and call me Ash

(via hi)

onadogtrekinperth:

Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Snape but it was Quirrel
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Draco but it was Ginny
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was was Sirius but it was Wormtail
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Karkaroff but it was Moody/Crouch Jr
Harry Potter and the Year everyone knew it was that B*tch Umbridge
Harry Potter and the year it actually did turn out to be Snape
Harry Potter and the Year it turned out to be Harry all along

(via pizza)

tastefullyoffensive:

Cats vs. Dogs

(Source: ydrill, via tastefullyoffensive)

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

(via a-blue-shell)

goingdownsingin:

I laughed more than I should have

goingdownsingin:

I laughed more than I should have

(Source: dustblunt, via thehilariousblog)

bogleech:

toxeh:

starborn-vagaboo:

sizvideos:

Watch this rare oarfish sighting

AMAGAD OARFISH WHAT

Incase you didn’t know oarfish are very long deep sea fish that rarely if ever come to shallow water; if they do it’s usually because they’re about to kick the bucket.

kinda sad that they only are seen when they’re dying though.

What’s extra freaky is that in their natural habitat, they spend most of their time hovering straight up and down rather than swimming horizontally like we see here and expect from most other sea creatures.

There are other deep sea fish who swim that way, and anglerfish who swim completely upside down. Things get weird in a weightless void of total darkness.

(via a-blue-shell)

roachpatrol:

shego:

this is my kink where do I find this guy

fun fact: a few hours after posting this to my tumblr the guy sent me a message frantically demanding i take this down. he didn’t want to be famous on the internet, he said, and girls from tumblr were harassing him.
i refused.
a month later he sent me a message thanking me, and saying i got him laid.

roachpatrol:

shego:

this is my kink where do I find this guy

fun fact: a few hours after posting this to my tumblr the guy sent me a message frantically demanding i take this down. he didn’t want to be famous on the internet, he said, and girls from tumblr were harassing him.

i refused.

a month later he sent me a message thanking me, and saying i got him laid.

(via hi)

guy:

when the reaction gif doesn’t match with the content of the text post

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boyswithbeardswithcats:

He basically just sneaks in pretending to be a body pillow when I nap.
Good strategy really.

boyswithbeardswithcats:

He basically just sneaks in pretending to be a body pillow when I nap.

Good strategy really.

sillycarlos:

sillycarlos:

my mom and I got into an argument one time and then we started getting really emotional and she said “Obama means family” and I swear I never cried so hard in my life

WAIT IT’S SUPPOSED TO SAY OHANA NOT OBAMA THE PRESIDENT ISN’T PULLING MY FAMILY TOGETHER

(Source: queerasian, via epic-humor)

clestroying:

regirocked:

clestroying:

can someone please photo shop this


you’re welcome

thankyou

clestroying:

regirocked:

clestroying:

can someone please photo shop this

you’re welcome

thankyou

(via pizza)

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

(via guy)

(Source: epic-humor)